This week had been fun…
Naka-drugs yata si Jed at sobrang kulit niya these days. Okay lang at least di boring ang buhay. Anyhu… we’ve been endorsed to our new TC. He’s kewl. Such a gentleman. Gentle Giant nga daw sabi nila. Hmmm…
Two things I wanna write here about…
Last Monday I walked with a limp. It was hilarious. It wasn’t the kind of limp that yo’d get if you wrestle with Randy Couture inside the octagon. Kasi naman hindi lang limp ang makukuha ko dun… ikamamatay ko kaya yun. It also aint a limp that one could get from wrestling with a Supreme Being, ala-Jacob when he wrestled with God. Kasi naman… last Monday I was in a hurry to go to work. I couldn’t find the sandals I usually wear to work… so I got the one na mejo di na maganda kalagayan. I thought… oh well… di pa naman siguro ‘to bibigay. But I was wrong…
Buti na lang nung sira siya nakatawid na ako sa EDSA at malapit na ako sa office. Nyahahaha…. I knew it would happen. Madalas kaya ako makasira ng slippers, and sandals dati. As in! And I actually missed the experience ‘coz the last time that happened to me I was still in HS. Thank God nakauwi naman ako. Hehehe…
Another thing….
Hilarious na naman nung isang araw… when I got home from work, I hit the sack immediately. Then I woke up at around 2:30 to eat lunch. May isang ten-year old kid na nakipag-usap sa akin *his mom was getting her hair done* sa kainan ni mama. Pambihirang bata… well he’s cute kaso pambihira talaga. What’s wrong with kids these days. Their smart in a wrong way. What he asked me about was really funny… pero medyo offending yung last part… actually shocking… (buti na lang sampung taong gulang lang siya) well i can’t write all the details here kasi you know.. it’s a bit censored. Hahaha…
kid: (while eating pancit canton) May boyfriend ka na?
me: wala eh.
kid: (still eating pancit canton) bakit?
me: kasi ayaw ni mama (hehehe… actually gusto na nya ako mag-asawa)
kid: eh… pano kung pumayag na siya magboboyfriend ka?
me: oo naman… kaso wala akong makitang guy eh (yeah… this is a serious conversation)
kid: ako na lang.
me: ngek! ten years old ka pa lang eh!
==================after a few minutes, while eating his second serving of pancit canton=====================
kid: bakit ka umiiyak? siguro kasi di mo nakikita yung boyfriend mo ‘no?
me: di ako umiiyak… sinisipon ako. tsaka wala nga akong boyfriend diba? sige ihanap mo na lang ako (syempre lokohan na ‘to….)
kid: yung classmate ko na lang.
me: pambihira ang bata pa nun eh…
kid: si john lloyd cruz o kaya si sam milby!
me: wahahaha…. ayoko ko ng sikat (naman… feeling close si kid…)
kid: eh di ako na lang…
… then he gave a reason why he can be my boyfriend though he’s just ten years old. Ngek talaga… super natawa si mama nung kwinento ko sa kanya…
buti na lang end of conversation na. he had to go home.
hay…. kids. They really say the darnest things.
